Clavicula Salomonis

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jazeth
queenwhiskey

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

violetvappy

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

queenwhiskey

WHAT

weaselsblaugh

I wonder if this is due to tax reasons (why tomatoes are taxonomically fruit, but legally vegetable) or religious reasons (why beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent).

dayst-ooc

“Beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent”

If I’m being honest here, I don’t know what to do with this information.

toffeecape

IIRC hippos are also catholically fish.

assassinationtipsforladies

You know what, if you can take down a hippo you deserve to eat it during lent

lets-talk-about-sects

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sunflower-cane
king-of-meme

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

mirthandir

You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds

thetallesthobbit

Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school

rasec-wizzlbang

can a human brain run doom

nuka-rockit

what do you think anxiety is